OK. Lets get something clear.
The rugrats are off to school. If they don’t have their school supplies by now, they’re doomed. Doomed to a life of poor job opportunities like bathroom attendant, drug dealer lookout, or….God help them…. politician.
So, lets get rid of the back-to-school supplies and put out some Halloween merchandise
Yah hear me Target? Yeah, you! Who else do you think I’m talkin to? Yer the only one with a friggin bullseye right smack on ya!
The local Target has a few Halloween items, but the main area is still taken up with the accursed educational swag. Here’s what I saw:
The candy aisle is getting stocked
Instead of dressing your dog in some humiliating costume this year, just buy it some of these Halloween-themed rawhide treats. Your pet will thank you (and not maul you in your sleep).
There were more Halloween items in the $1 are at the front of the store than anywhere else. Here are a few:
Take your pick of ice cube trays. The red ones look like fingers, black is spider-themed. I don’t know exactly what the orange is… looks like eyes and ears.
Cutesy Halloween pails… hang in there, it gets better….
Your standard humorous Halloween signs. I think the “”Bummer” sign is the best of this lot.
Same as the skull glass above, but slightly less cool.And finally “test tube” shot glasses. I know it’s been a long time since high school chemistry class, but these don’t look like test tubes. Still not bad for a party, or a mad-scientist laboratory lit by black-light (not sure if these glow or not).
Let hope that the aisles are loaded with more spooky things soon.
Meanwhile, ScreaminScott says “dig it up!